magical dragon

When a man evacuates on a women's face while she has hot morning breath

Man, she totally had the "Magical Dragon" this morning...

by Ddytpiuyt October 26, 2019

Rich people magic

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.

People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!

If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.

If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.

If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!

by @BigMac April 23, 2024

A Magic School Bus

A Magic School Bus is a tiny insignificant penis smaller even than a micro penis.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.

Oh my god I saw this guy last night such a Magic School Bus

by Stan Shelby December 2, 2023

Magic Pixies

A term that means electricity in the plural form or a single electron, it is commonly used by AvE.

As I turned on the switch magic pixies came out of the wall and into the light bulb.

The dead battery was out of magic pixies.

by Astralphaser666 May 31, 2018

stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.

Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.

by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011

magic drop

When you take a shit and there's no shit on your toilet paper, it must have dropped magically.

Did I even shit? I guess it's a magic drop.

by exquickie January 12, 2018

Basic Magic

Basic Magic: A phrase relating to elementary, stereotypical magical forces in fantasy media. This magic has no rules, limitations, origins or explanation.
Example in writing: Jane reached her hand around the knob and whispered, “Open sesame.”

The deadbolt slid back and like that she was in the KFC.

-totallyrealterms.com

"What kind of magic is in your story?"

"You know, just basic magic. Spells and stuff. And girl stomping another chick in a bear suit."

by billy crystal89 December 20, 2022