A class in law school that is likely to induce fear, vomiting, and potentially a shitting of the pants the night before the final.
by Alan Shore December 20, 2008
Get the Constitutional Lawmug. by M. Walker May 15, 2018
Get the Lemon Lawmug. An inevitable and unexplainable phenomena in which those of a bright skin complexion are attracted to those of a dark or darker skin complexion and vice-versa. It is a legal maxim in which no one is immune. Defiance of this rule will result in a devastating backlash in which the blasphemous relationship will not stand (i.e. break ups, cockblocking, impeded advances with either sex, etc.). It must be abided under any circumstances.
Dark skinned guy: "Man i just hooked up with this yellowbone man." -The Rule of Law
(Backlash) Bright skinned guy: "man i thought i was gonna get that bright girl, but all three of her black ass friends kept cockblockin me!" - The Rule of Law
(Backlash) Bright skinned guy: "man i thought i was gonna get that bright girl, but all three of her black ass friends kept cockblockin me!" - The Rule of Law
by Keggle Garbagio October 4, 2010
Get the The Rule of Lawmug. I was tired of paying higher insurance rates because of speeding tickets so I got the best law firm in the state to represent me for the cost of a cup of coffee a day thanks to lawyerlink.us
by lawman July 1, 2004
Get the Law Firmmug. The act of fucking nasty ass hoes (Katherine Law) in order to get pussy. Commonly used by short haired douchebags that live in Sandy Springs and they they are ghetto fabulous. This may often include lying about your religion.
by Mr. Ball Zack March 18, 2004
Get the K. Lawmug. This is a law postulating the following:
"Provided sufficient time and responses from Christians, any critical analysis of the Christian bible performed by an atheist will inevitably lead some Christian to claim that his or her bible can only be correctly understood by the Christian faithful."
i.e.- when any logical fallicies or any of the multitude of glaring contradictions that fill the christist 'holy' bible are pointed out to a bible-banging moron, their catch all response is, "well your not a christist, so you wouldn't understand." Thereby displaying that they have no logical argument for their bullshit book of lies and hate.
"Provided sufficient time and responses from Christians, any critical analysis of the Christian bible performed by an atheist will inevitably lead some Christian to claim that his or her bible can only be correctly understood by the Christian faithful."
i.e.- when any logical fallicies or any of the multitude of glaring contradictions that fill the christist 'holy' bible are pointed out to a bible-banging moron, their catch all response is, "well your not a christist, so you wouldn't understand." Thereby displaying that they have no logical argument for their bullshit book of lies and hate.
christist fundie: "The Bible says that Jesus preached peace and tolerance to all."
Atheist: "Well in Luke 19:27 explains that if you don't obey Jesus Christ and make Him your authority / King, you are to be slain. Luke 19:27 documents Jesus Christ as being a tyrannical terrorist to human beings and that the New Testament continues to qualify as a terrorist handbook."
christist fundie: "Well your not a biblical scholar so you wouldn't be able to understand."
Atheist: "Ah ha, another case of Vjack's Law for the case studies."
Christist: "The bible says that homosexuality is a sin that is punishable by death!"
Atheist: "The bible also says that eating shell fish is a sin that is punishable by death. So put down that king crab leg or I'll have to cut your head off you delusional moron."
Atheist: "Well in Luke 19:27 explains that if you don't obey Jesus Christ and make Him your authority / King, you are to be slain. Luke 19:27 documents Jesus Christ as being a tyrannical terrorist to human beings and that the New Testament continues to qualify as a terrorist handbook."
christist fundie: "Well your not a biblical scholar so you wouldn't be able to understand."
Atheist: "Ah ha, another case of Vjack's Law for the case studies."
Christist: "The bible says that homosexuality is a sin that is punishable by death!"
Atheist: "The bible also says that eating shell fish is a sin that is punishable by death. So put down that king crab leg or I'll have to cut your head off you delusional moron."
by Lord Azuleesh July 28, 2009
Get the Vjack's Lawmug. The ultimate truth, what it all comes down to. Pessimistic (Albeit true) laws of the outcome of things in the universe.
by AvengerXP September 4, 2003
Get the murphy's lawmug.