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Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.
by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021
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jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...
by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021
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Jizz Loogie

When you blow it in her mouth and she hawks it back out like a loogie.
We're getting a divorce because she spit a jizz loogie in her hand and threw it at me!
by airmanbw August 24, 2021
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Jizz On Pizz

When a man orders a pizza and jizzes on the pizza for the female to eat
Man 1: "Hey mark, I might use the jizz on pizz technique tonight with Lisa"

Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"
by BMXHaribo August 30, 2021
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A Jizz

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.
How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz”
by Maidress June 4, 2021
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Ghost Jizz

Get away from me with your Ghost Jizz!!
by Chitlins June 4, 2021
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JIZZ TWINKIES

MULTIPLE JIZZ TWINKIES

jizz twinkies are a fun way to ejaculate :)
Guy: "wanna help me to create jizz twinkies"
by Gay_kid June 17, 2021
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