Ever Loving Jew

To make out well in a financial situation where the benefit of you saving money is not at the advantage of the person selling the item you wish to purchase. The indication of Jew in the title denotes the stereotype that Jewish people are good with money.
I talked the car salesman down $6,000 on my new car and got $7500 on my trade in, I bargained like an ever loving Jew.
by hotgreen01 May 26, 2012
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Self hating jew

A Jew who hates themselves for being Jewish.
“That guy is a self hating jew because he doesn’t support Israel.”
by Misanthrope631 September 03, 2020
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Big Nose Jew

Commonly referenced to a person called Nate. If you see one take 3 steps back so that it doesn't breathe on you.
by AidzAreFunny September 26, 2018
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Sneaky little Jew

When someone does something that would be considered devious or sneaky.
That boy over there is stealing bred! What a Sneaky little Jew!
by SneakyLittleJew May 04, 2022
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Baby Jew Penis

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon

wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."
by austin gaykid November 06, 2007
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Beaner Rapist Jew

Someone who is a Beaner, a Rapist and a Jew at the same time, quite common actually
Person 1: Hey your a beaner rapist jew!
Person 2: WTF man, i am not!
by conmanxtreme July 07, 2011
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Jew Store

A jew store would be the type of store tht sells shirts tht say stuff about over night camp, or other things that you need to have for camp such as stationary, clip boards, etc. They usually sell sugar lips and bracelets that everyone is wearing (jack vaneck's, BRACElets, the soda tab bracelets etc.) You will almost NEVER find someone who is not Jewish as a customer. However, every single Jew in the area will shop there/ have a wardrobe that has a style similar to the style of clothing sold at the store. Much of the merchandise has rhinestones or peace signs. The store employee will assume you are Jewish, and will probably ask you if an item is on you Hanukkah list.
Jewish girl- I am going to a jew store today to stock up on clothes to wear to camp this summer, along with other things I might need. Do you want to come?

Other Girl- I would, but I'm not Jewish.

Jewish Girl- Oh sorry forgot.
by seraC ohW November 06, 2011
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