man in a mac

a type of man generally found near playgrounds and school gates. More rarely noticed lurking in the shadows near Mr Whippy ice cream vans. Particularly dangerous to young girls and boys of a certain age who still wear above the knee shorts.

....'Police today arrested a man in a mac near the county primary school. He was found to be in possesion of two bags of haribo star mix, a thomas the tank engine annual and a tub of KY jelly. A spokesman warned angry mothers and Daily Mail readers not to storm the police station and lynch him.'

by Yesticles the crab fisherman September 9, 2006

google man

Brian Steele; person asked to look something up in google to settle arguments

Hey google man, what's the second verse to ba ba black sheep?

by Us February 6, 2005

beta man

someone who dedicates their life to some sketty wench even though they cheat on him and can't be trusted

Xander knows Jenny cheats on him but he still goes back to her, he's such a beta man

by bignigga44 November 7, 2018

chevy man

a man that will only drive or own a chevy

hey you want to drive my mustang?

hell no I'm a chevy man

by Matt Trotter February 19, 2009

Dhar Man

A insperational dude who is great at wetting girls panties.

I just watched Dhar Man, and it was VERY cash money!

by jewsand2236 February 11, 2021

wasabi man

He's coming to a sushi bar near you!

Is it soy sauce? Is it ginger? No! It's WASABI MAN!!!!

by Chuck Rooney March 18, 2005

Garbage Man

A guy who constantly picks up, or takes out, horrifically trashy women.

Adam: "Dude, I heard our mate Sam is trying to date that Mel chick again."

Jared: "No way... she's even more slutty than his ex!"

Callum: "Come on guys, just accept the fact that Sam's a Garbage Man, and we'll never mention this horror again."

by Jarrod, Adamn and Kellyum May 4, 2013