Having sex in a car.
by Smosh fan394 August 19, 2014
When you spot the most run downed car or truck (any other kind of transportation out there) EVER and you don't want to call it what it really is ( fugly, shit). Instead you take the easy route and say " Daymn you got's a wife beater car right thurr".
The term is not offending anyone, it's just a way of saying that your car is beat up and crappy. But in a nicer way =D
The term is not offending anyone, it's just a way of saying that your car is beat up and crappy. But in a nicer way =D
Your friend pulls up in a crapola car and your like..
Pablo- " HOLY BEEJEEBUS MAN, you have a wife beater car"
Henray-" PSSHT like your car is any better, I've seen those stains in the back seat"
Pablo- " Oh yee your mom and I were ... making cupcakes"
Henray-" ... truce"
Pablo- " HOLY BEEJEEBUS MAN, you have a wife beater car"
Henray-" PSSHT like your car is any better, I've seen those stains in the back seat"
Pablo- " Oh yee your mom and I were ... making cupcakes"
Henray-" ... truce"
by B-ret =D July 27, 2009
A vehicle commonly used for "trolling" or picking up potential date rape victims. A date rape car should be a large, rear wheel drive American sedan with a bench seat in the front and rear. If at all possible the passenger side power window should be operational. The best way to utilize a date rape car is to pull up next to a casual aquantance and offer them a ride in a somewhat asserive manner.
1983 Ford LTD Crown Victoria aka Date Rape Car pulls up quickly at a bus stop with a potential victim waiting for a bus.
Driver- "get in the CAR!"
Victim-"Hey, aren't you John?"
Driver-"No that's not me, now get in the CAR. Get in!!!"
Victim walks away, car peels away from bus stop with the driver shouting " just get in, it's dark out, I'll give you a ride to the mall..."
Driver- "get in the CAR!"
Victim-"Hey, aren't you John?"
Driver-"No that's not me, now get in the CAR. Get in!!!"
Victim walks away, car peels away from bus stop with the driver shouting " just get in, it's dark out, I'll give you a ride to the mall..."
by anachronism1977 October 27, 2009
Padiddle, a game played when driving at night with a group of people. Someone sees a car with a headlight out and calls "Padiddle!!" Then gets to choose someone in the car that had to remove a piece of clothing.
by tinyduke November 28, 2013
A game that is played in a car in which the object is to spot a yellow car, yell "Yellow Car", and the last person to hit the roof with their hand must remove an article of clothing.
Rules:
1.) Your occupied car must be started and traveling.
2.) Service vehicles do not count as yellow cars
ex. buses, taxis, tow trucks, ect.
3.) Socks, shoes, and hats do not count as clothing.
4.) The game begins when the car is started and ends when the car is parked and shut off.
5.) In the situation that someone falsey calls a yellow car and hits the roof the person must strip down bare.
6.) A car can only be called once. Calling the same car will be considered a "false call"
7.) The person who must remove an article of clothing has the choice of which article to remove.
Rules:
1.) Your occupied car must be started and traveling.
2.) Service vehicles do not count as yellow cars
ex. buses, taxis, tow trucks, ect.
3.) Socks, shoes, and hats do not count as clothing.
4.) The game begins when the car is started and ends when the car is parked and shut off.
5.) In the situation that someone falsey calls a yellow car and hits the roof the person must strip down bare.
6.) A car can only be called once. Calling the same car will be considered a "false call"
7.) The person who must remove an article of clothing has the choice of which article to remove.
Person 1: "YELLOW CAR!!" (hits roof)
Person 2 & 3: (Hits roof)
Person 4: "DAMN!!"
Person 1: "Lose the pants."
Person 4: "Damn Yellow Car Game."
Person 2 & 3: (Hits roof)
Person 4: "DAMN!!"
Person 1: "Lose the pants."
Person 4: "Damn Yellow Car Game."
by The Man PVCHS March 21, 2009
When you have sex with a Jackson R in a car and you later find out that you have a STD. And you have vaginal discharge. Hints the charger part
Hannah: Wow had I some penis car charger with him last night.
Thad: NO WAY! you had sex with Jackson! And now you have an STD!! EWWWW! get the fuck away from me!
Thad: NO WAY! you had sex with Jackson! And now you have an STD!! EWWWW! get the fuck away from me!
by Jkl1217 December 08, 2010
A woman who is a little short on money who will "do anything to be able to make her car payment this month." In other words, an amateur, part-time prostitute. They can be amazingly good or amazingly bad, and you can usually get a bargain price along with a GFE. Once you find a car payment girl, you'll want to keep track of her over a number of years.
Hey Art, you said you were horny and I know that Karen's rent is due. She is an awesome car payment girl, so call her up and tell her that you can help her with her rent this month in exchange for a BJ every day this week.
by ItsReallyMe1234 July 25, 2017