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pickle

the worst tasting food item known to man kind. anyone who enjoys the presence of pickles’ opinion is invalid. if you call one a pickle then that is the worse insult you could place upon a soul. you have now called that person so ugly and so unbearably smelly and they are such asshole-y trash that even nicholas cage is offended by your general well being. good job.
bob: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO MATTY B FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THEN TO HVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR UGLY FACE
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.

bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.

fred: ...
by Vlad Wiligiginginton June 2, 2018
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Polish Pickle Express

A group of pickle polishers who bowl like shit and parade around with their pickle tickler
The Polish pickle express is swinging their balls all around the bowling center
by Hammer 300 Game September 21, 2022
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Sickle pickles

Are You sick? Eat some sickle pickles to make you feel better.
by picklesForME August 6, 2023
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Twat Pickle

One who simply acts as a twat and looks like a pickle. Also refer to bitch, pickle, and twat.
Quit your whining you fucking twat pickle!
by jordaniandaviasian March 19, 2016
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Pickle Fuck

That moment when you insert a cucumber into a female's vagina and it comes out as a pickle.
Ben only pickle fucks his wife on the third Saturday of each month.
by wafflefuck March 20, 2015
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O-Dawg (Yung Pickle)

A person who rapes little girls, gets them pregnant and then leaves like a dad getting milk
Did you hear about the pedophile
“Yeah he’s just like O-Dawg (Yung Pickle)”
by Harry Tes Tickles March 1, 2024
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Pickle Head

A slur for people who go to stores to buy Pickle juice just to drink it
Person one: ugh I went to Walmart today for pickle juice and someone was outside drinking it all

Person two: damn Pickle Heads, always ruining our pickling plans
by MasterClown February 16, 2024
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