drink milk

a slang term used when talking about masterbating.

"Are you leaving already?"

"Yeah, I'm going to go home"

"Why, your going to go drink milk"


"Whoa, that's your third glass of milk today!"

by dix fontain September 1, 2005

Milking the cow

When a man grabs a persons nuts, and in result makes the person ejaculate.

Guy:Awwww damn,thats freaky as hell.

Guy 2:What?

Guy 1:Theres a picture of a guy milking the cow.

Guy 2:Shit man...thats discusting.

by smitth13 March 3, 2011

Milk Baby

A fat person that smells like rotten milk and whose hands are always wet.

That guy is freakin Milk Baby.

by Snake75 July 9, 2005

Milk Steak

Milk that is boiled until the water evaporates and you are left with the milk solids.

I will have my milk steak boiled over hard.

by David Fern November 4, 2009

Chocolate milk

semen mixed with shit

"I'm drinking chocolate milk"
"I didn't need to know that, Ian"

by Crackdealingseagull February 6, 2007

Milk Shockolate

The upper-class name for the reverse shocker. Basically, the act of sticking two fingers in the "stink" and one in the "pink." Which fingers are optional. For an added bonus, stick the tainted digits in your/her mouth. Why? Because I said so, son!

Man: I have an idea!
Woman: OWWWW!!!! WTF!!!
Man: That's right, baby!! Taste that Milk Shockolate goodness!!!

by The "S" July 30, 2008

milk tanks

extremely white legs or thighs; a result of lack of sun.

That guy has really bad milk tanks, he needs to get out in the sun.

by gfsdgs May 10, 2007