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human zit

A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.
Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.

Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.
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Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011
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Humans

Overrated monkeys. Highly tribal. There are different kinds of them.
Excerpt from "The Humans": Humans, as a rule, don’t like mad people unless they are good at painting, and
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.
by azuredragon7721 December 20, 2021
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human

dumb fleshy naked things that don't give a shit about the planet
Dog: wow, I wish I could be a human
by Justsomeweird14yrold June 7, 2019
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Human Centipede

The collective name for a group of youth pastors.
After lights out, the youth pastors lined up in a Human Centipede before shifting to Train Anal.
by cb757 January 18, 2024
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human sabeasting

when a pack of wild furries/creatures roast a human rotisserie chicken style (rod ass to mouth over) a fire.
That one scene in The hobbit where the trolls roast the hobbits over the fire.

“Woah those trolls are human sabeasting rn!”
by iloveskaterbois MF October 22, 2022
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