Human

Disgrace to Earth. (It’s obvious)

Alien(me)-Wow, these humans have really destroyed Earth..

Human-Hey! >:(

by OOFERALIENOFEARTH November 10, 2018

Human Sauce

The sauce in which has been made from humans. Ymmy

Pass me that human sauce for my wangs bröther.

by Yeetboi666 December 19, 2018

human rolly polly

When 3 guys have sex on skatbords and they roll with every hump.

Look there's those human rolly Polly's fucking again

by Ragugang March 6, 2019

human

a evil, slimy beast who only cares for its self. natures living hell.

man 1:i saw a human yesterday. it was scary
man 2: poor you. i hate those things.

by penis headed goat May 8, 2019

Human ice popsicle

Licking the body of someone with a long object in their ass, usually in cold temperatures. The person being licked is often physically restrained with bondages.

i cant find a way to put this is a sentence so have “human ice popsicle” in quotation marks

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 7, 2019

Human Praying Mantis

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.

Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.

by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019

Human Vibrater

When one has sex with an epileptic chick while having clap on clap off lights.

The clapping of her cheeks rapidly switches the lights on and off, giving her a seizure and creating a vibrating effect.

"Man, it was amazing using my new clap on clap off lights with Rebecca, she turned into a human vibrater!"

by SeaBass666 January 18, 2020