amazing jazz horse

See amazing horse. It turns into a plane when you stroke on its mane, and it turns back into a horse again when you tug on its winky. It also plays the saxophone as well as the piano.

In the Jazz version of the Amazing Horse song, the Amazing Jazz horse plays the saxophone instead of the piano.

by BJ608 February 13, 2015

War horse poop

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.

After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.

by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021

Dark horse days

The dark days aren't over, and they're not going to be without a fight. Things are going to keep getting shut down unless people wake up and fight.

The dark horse days are not something people get to forget yet, since they are not over yet, as people are told they are in some countries.

by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021

american horse pirates

when you don't know the word cowboy

in the wild west movies the people who star in them are american horse pirates

by never gonna give you up never June 29, 2021

massive horse cock

a big fat cock

sarahs got a massive horse cock

by when the imposter is cock June 30, 2021

horses are running wild

To be in a state of constant meetings and so unavailable for contact.

Gwen's horses are running wild today - she never picks up her extension.
It all kicks off when Gwen's horses are running wild.

by verybadgolf May 9, 2014

Piss like a horse

To spend more time in the washroom, taking a longer leak than usual, all because you have consumed too much coffee ☕ or alcohol 🍸.

If you don't want to piss like a horse don't consume too much coffee or alcohol.

by Sexydimma May 7, 2022