ginger

gingers. the bottom of the food chain, i suppose. where did they come from? nobody knows. except i, Master Ginger Orgy. You see, long ago, as the galaxies formed, a spectacle was seen, a small red flicker shooting off into the distance. Upon further inspection, it could be seen that this flicker began to evolve. Long, red strands of hair-like straw began to dance with space’s nonexistent winds. Over time, these strands isolated from each other, each taking on its own death mission to infiltrate humanity with ginger dickheads. A large clump of this hair was found in a solar system located 6900000000000000 light years away, scientists are looking into this further but are currently calling this Gingerus Orgyamus. Rest assured, a minuscule amount of hair travelled to our planet, Earth, where it germinated a small soul floating in endless terror. This soul was birthed by a forlorn mother who goes by the name Imogen Sheeran. This hair infected her through the womb, making her hair a reddish/strawberry blonde colour. The child that popped out her pussy was found to be containing the soul in which had been germinated. This man was… Ed Sheeran.

Ed Sheeran: I’m in love with the shape of you, i’m gonna make society ginger too.

by JustYourLocalDruggie June 2, 2022

Ginger Troubadour

Ed Sheeran

Is Ed Sheeran known as the Ginger Troubadour?

by desmando123 September 16, 2023

Ginger-Bready

Appearing to have the same texture and look as gingerbread

The texture of the Minecraft packed-mud block is Ginger-Bready

by Nick Farzy (YouTuber) December 14, 2022

Ginger flaming roast

when you roast your GINGER science teacher with a heated up cast iron rod, inserting the red hot rod into your ginger teachers asshole and yelling ROAST ROAST ROAST YEEE BOY ROAST

"I gave my teacher a Ginger flaming roast for christmas!"
"Did she like it?"
"She was sure gasping for breath!"

by gingermaniac May 13, 2010

Smelly the Nobbly bobbly unknown substance Gingerella ginger

Smelly the Nobbly Bobbly Unknown Substance Gingerella Ginger is a part Irish and Scottish Ginger who was once crippled.

Smelly the Nobbly Bobbly Unknown Substance Gingerella Ginger Is a Nicki Minaj and Doja Cat and Lil Nas X and Ariana Grande and Cardi B fan!

by ItsMeMiraculousMoni July 29, 2022

Ginger

The foulest creatures to walk the earth. Originating in ireland until spreading like a plague around the earth. Covered in discoloured skin with brown splotches reassembling turds. With worst of all large mops of awkward orange or red hair. Can be found roaming urban dictionary, fabricating lies about their race.

"Uhhh did u here, michaels a ginger"
"Uhhh what thats disgusting"

by WeedieBoi420 October 23, 2019

Ginger Law

Law that has been around ever since the first ginger was born. Ginger law that gingers enforce that has no limitations or boundaries that is enforced 24/7 by any means necessary.

Everyday must be Rachel Faith Hartman day because it is enforced by ginger law.

by PaleGinger556 August 28, 2022