by Alaskan fat chick killa August 08, 2010
A sexual move where two males (preferably homeless or train-hoppers) simultaneously ejaculate on a the face of someone who is celebrating his/her birthday. The two males then draw whiskers on the face of the receiver and use the ejaculate as hair gel to make cat ears.
My friend's sister came to a party once with two friends. Apparently, all three of them are train-hoppers. They proceeded to give a friend a cat skull for his birthday, ate all of his birthday cake (with their hands) and left dirty hand prints all over the walls.
by Bossk_Hogg June 19, 2011
by Jruss89 November 03, 2011
by mabelcat November 07, 2021
by thot#_killer October 15, 2018
An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.
Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food
- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food
- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
by EESHA4U December 11, 2017
A code phrase/name for smoking marijuana or being high that originated in Northern Virginia. The word "cat" be modified to use in many different ways as a noun, verb, or adjective. See example sentences for guidance.
I'm going to go play with the cat.
Yo, I'm so catty right now.
I have some dank cat treats to share.
Do you want to cat?
Can I buy some cats?
Yo, I'm so catty right now.
I have some dank cat treats to share.
Do you want to cat?
Can I buy some cats?
by freakererererer November 22, 2016