Gay Fishing

A game in which you sit on your seat (best done with one with wheels) and using a belt, rope or any object with considerable length and throwing it to the next person of the same sex and reeling them in. Object of the game is to reel them in as quickly as possible without the teacher/boss realising they are on the other side of the classroom/office.

Janie "Oy Alan you want a game of Gay Fishing?"
Alan "Sure!"

by scotiafarmer December 20, 2010

Fish and chups

An ignorant accent used by west aucklanders.

Newzealander: Hey cuzzin wanna go to tha shups for sum fish and chups?
Normal person: Can you speak properley?

by Xhamsterlover March 6, 2012

turd fishing

Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.

Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.

by Scrodom January 23, 2011

soup and fish

A man’s evening dress, dinner suit, dress suit, white tie and tails, or tuxedo.

Ted: The party's formal? I'd better get out my soup and fish and dust it off.

by debodun June 13, 2006

Rectum-fish

A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.

Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.

by Mr.Pete December 3, 2007

gefilte fish

A staple cuisine of the revered Ashkenazi Jewish culture, the same people which brought you delicious hamantashen cookies with apricot and prune filling. Though it has been scientifically proven to be delicious, it often earns a bad reputation from Sephardic Jews, who clearly don't know their asses from their elbows when it comes to good food.

Damn, Bubby. Can a nigga get seconds on that gefilte fish?

by The Ashkenaztiest December 14, 2008

Wet Fish

The act of taking a shower and then jumping in your buddies bed butt necked without drying off. Can be preformed at family campouts, church camps, sleep overs, band camp, etc.

Did you see what Cole did to David?!?! He wet fished him! His sleeping bag is soaked! That sucks!

by Hollerin' Bobby April 18, 2008