by weantirape December 09, 2019
The fat kid that never pays you back for the copious amounts of money he owes you. He lives in the slums and has family relationship issues. He doesn’t know when to let go to and smells like shit. Used to wear a minecraft creeper hoodie. The ladies love him somehow
Person 1: Who is that hottie?
Person 2: Oh that’s Ethan, he loves Assassin’s Creed
Person 1: I’m a girl and I want to bang him
Person 3: You can handle that smell I bet his gym locker smells like a rotten meat locker
Person 4: Are you serious right now bruh, he owes me $1,074 and applicable taxes
Person 2: Oh that’s Ethan, he loves Assassin’s Creed
Person 1: I’m a girl and I want to bang him
Person 3: You can handle that smell I bet his gym locker smells like a rotten meat locker
Person 4: Are you serious right now bruh, he owes me $1,074 and applicable taxes
by smbofidfls October 23, 2022
Ethan is kind, loyal, loving and smart. If he loves you, he will do whatever it takes to make you happy. He likes to be around others although he is not and extrovert. Ethan loves adventure and new experiences, he wants to share these experiences with people he loves. Ethan is an optimist and always sees the best in everything which is difficult to find. He loves his friends and family deeply. He is the kind of person that you can sit in silence with and not feel like you have to constantly have a conversation with. Although in conversation, he is a listener and does not listen to only respond. Ethan is very funny and you will often laugh with him until your cheeks hurt. He will tell you he loves you every day, he will call you beautiful when you feel like the ugliest person on earth. He will never forget to kiss you goodnight. He works hard in everything he puts his mind to, he is not a quitter. He always wants to be a better version of himself and inspires others to do the same. He is critical of his own appearance but everyone thinks he is very handsome and envious of his fit body. Ethan is kind to everyone, especially his girlfriend, people often comment on how kind he is to her.
by 102848639842645 November 23, 2021
Ethan is the most focused, disciplined, passionate, and hardworking person you can ever meet. If you have a problem you should go to Ethan, he is a literal genius. Ethan is an extra introvert who loves anything to do with self-development, business, and anything financial education related. He may be the greatest Entrepreneur you can meet and he is definitely the best at his craft. Ethan may be the guy you picked on in your middle to high school years that you end up working for. Ethan is funny, cute and so much more, you need an Ethan in your life!
by Vivid_Demand December 02, 2020
He’s a bit emo and has a girly scream. He also like playing video games. He references memes A LOT!! Often has side sweep hair. He like girls that have brown hair and weird dads.
by Addison Silvers March 26, 2019
Ethan is the strongest guy I know. Whether it be mentally or physically, he is so strong. And, although he puts on the tough guy act, deep down he’s soft and loves attention. He’s been through a lot yet still manages to make those around him smile. He doesn’t like counting on others but truthfully, it’s what he needs. He can make the toughest of crowds die on the floor with laughter with his comedically genius abilities. He is loyal to those who are loyal to him, and knows how to treat a woman right 😏
Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.
He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.
And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…
Thank you for your time~!
Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.
He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.
And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…
Thank you for your time~!
Example of Ethan
Girl 1: He’s so HOT.
Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!
That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*
Ethan: …hot.
Girl 1: He’s so HOT.
Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!
That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*
Ethan: …hot.
by xyzhij May 08, 2022
Ethan is the kind of person who wrestles wild Wolfe's sometimes even 2 at one.when he is done he stabs cooks and eats the wolf.when he runs out of wolves he ventures into the woods sometimes chasing the wolves while riding his deer Fabio.
He's a total Ethan
by anonymousepics September 25, 2018