by the_green_tamborine June 22, 2008
father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
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After a day of breaking the Ten Commandments and ending the day by sucking off an individuals penis while it’s covered in takis powder.
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