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checks

Not to be confused with the payment method, Czech people, dictionary definitions, etc.

Checks are people who go around "just checking" to see if your door is unlocked. Some may also check windows or other lockable areas. They'll often do this on a routine basis in a given area.

Mostly they are bottom-tier, opportunistic burglars who, as soon as they realize your door is locked, will be gone and continue on to "check" the next one. Catching them relies on being able to notice and bait their pattern successfully.

Some may also be homeless, sex offenders, or otherwise fuckin weirdos, so it's really just best to keep your doors locked, this isn't the 1950's, people.
"Yo, is someone trying to open the door?"
"Wut?"
"I said someone just tried to get inside the fuckin' house!"
"Oh, those are just the Checks. Evening rounds, nothing to worry about. They're already gone."
by spotted peccaries January 22, 2024
mugGet the checksmug.

cell check

This occurs when the boss walks around to check cubicles, to see who is in attendance or what you doing at any point of the day when he or she is bored. This is to make sure that the employees know and remember who is in charge. It becomes a nuisance or annoyance to employees who are hip to the game.
I was planning on sneaking out early from work on Friday but I had to wait until the boss did his afternoon cell check to see who was still in the office or working.
by Max L. B. December 16, 2022
mugGet the cell checkmug.

Girth check

1) a request for your bro to examine your girth to make sure it's sufficient

2) an emergency request for you bro to thoroughly examine your cock to make sure it has not decreased in size, especially the girth department
Hey Giancarlo, can I get a girth check? I'm worried I'm not as girthy as I should be!!
by Jarhominid766 October 9, 2025
mugGet the Girth checkmug.

Stink Check

When your Lover lets you go down on her and you do a "Stink Check" which is you sticking you fingers in their ass then proceding to twirl around ending it by pullin them out then sniffing and though is a stink check
by Justin I wish November 3, 2016
mugGet the Stink Checkmug.

check the back

When an attractive girl walks past and you and you take a sly look at her ass
“Oi check the back 9 o’clock dave”
by Gurner king June 16, 2018
mugGet the check the backmug.

vibe check

guy 1:hey VIBE CHECK
guy 2:wait what?

guy 1:beats guy 2 with his fist:
by the nae naer February 21, 2020
mugGet the vibe checkmug.

Check you out

Smeechii; bra, I need to hit the sack right now , tomorrow gotta meet my cute cousin Memory at UNZA ! We really gonna get dusted like real shit , you feel me?
Terry; ait fam, check you out after all you gonna do !!
by Lovedale September 18, 2023
mugGet the Check you outmug.

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