"checks and balances" system

A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 01, 2019
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Check it

Yo, that guy is crazy! Check it!
This pizza sucks. Check it!
Rams win the Super Bowl, Check it!
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Vegas check in

When a programmer submits a large code change Friday night before leaving on vacation that breaks the mainline build.
*Monday Morning
Developer: "There are a bunch of changes that broke the build; looks like Paul's changes from Friday night. It's pretty complicated, 32 files changed. We should let him know so he fix it."
Developer Lead: "No can do. He pulled a Vegas check in and is on vacation for next 2 weeks, we'll have to rollback the change."
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Check banana

to check out a guy package when he walks by.
Girl 1: Wow. He's hot.
Girl 2: Yeah girlfriend. Check banana.
by TonyBear May 25, 2009
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I'm new! check this out.

My name is Marie, i go by mari.
i'm 70% aesthetic and 20% funny.
my goal is to be popular!
i am a simp here, and if you don't care about me there, kindly don't raise your speech at me.
I'm new! check this out.
by IAmNotAnIdiot May 26, 2021
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Jeff Check

Checking to make sure your still “Jeff” or “Jeffing” it up.
Hey man, did you do your daily Jeff check?!
by Jeffifyouseethisimsorry February 16, 2020
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puddle check

When you check if your girlfriend is wet or aroused
Damn girl, can I puddle check you real quick?”
by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024
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