What-ye-call-it

(Whachjecallit)
A word substituted when the correct noun is spontaneously forgotten

Also known as "on the tip of my tongue" or "f**kin..."

Yea I used the What-ye-call-it to hit the thingymbob into the plank of wood

by Michael Pablo el Juan the Thir August 10, 2022

Call me Asparagus

Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day

DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023

call your mother

When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone

Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”

Person: “Call your mother, Louis”

by williet hughnot August 4, 2023

That girl called Ruth

A girl that is fine as fuck

Dam did you see that girl called Ruth over there she fineeee

by KurtThe April 6, 2021

Call of Duty Wank

When you finish a game of call of duty game and as you sit in the lobby you proceed to beat your meat and if you finish before the game starts you will be awarded with an AC-130

Yo fam before we get into a fat game of domination on rust I'm going to have a call of duty wank

by BigBoyWithBigHands December 2, 2019

How'd the call go?

when discord asks you to give feedback on the call(?) after disconnecting from a voice channel. obviously i will click "don't show me this again"

Discord: How'd the call go?
Someone:

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh August 22, 2021

Customer Service Call

Try to start and finish masturbating before the customer service rep answers the call. Owing to the "extremely high call volume." Said company is experiencing.

I was on a customer service call yesterday. Finished 2x before the lady answered the call.

by Thesexyasian June 11, 2019