Shitty Bitty Titty Biscuit

When normal words aren't enough to describe how angry you get at doing something, simply yell these words.

Dan falls off his bike and breaks both his arms.

Dan: "AHHHHHH FUCK! SHITTY BITTY TITTY BISCUIT!"

by ThatOneGuy987 January 13, 2013

gravy train with biscuit wheels

In reference to someone's job that is considered to be the "good life" or they do very little for the amount they get paid.

She does absolutely nothing all day and gets paid for it. That is definitely a Gravy Train with Biscuit Wheels.

by Frosty2073 March 05, 2006

whatever butters your biscuit

basically synonymous with most other phrases fitting the pattern of "whatever __ your __," such as whatever floats your boat

can I substitute cheese grits for hash browns?

sure, whatever butters your biscuit.

by word_g33k July 11, 2007

buttering up the whisker biscuit

getting a girl wet

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid some pipe.

by A'ron December 09, 2003

Well butter my biscuit

A phrase used when you want to butter your biscuit with a Zergling "nom nom nom"

*Siege Tank sees Zergling* "Well butter my biscuit!!!" *Squash*

by AliasDayne September 20, 2010

Captain Salty Tea-biscuits

"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.

Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?

by J to the V to the L April 04, 2012

2 piece and a biscuit ho

A female that gives it up at a 2 piece and a biscuit price ($1.99-$2.99); a cheap ho.

2 Piece and a biscuit ho

by KW1990 September 21, 2011