bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response

during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues

by LMAO observer December 31, 2011

Bear wench

A sticky fingered hoe and it ain't from a mans love. Check ur six because ur hard earned money just might stick to those man hands.

Bear wench: "I lost my ATM card again"

by Donkz June 30, 2011

Grolar Bear

When a Grizzly mates with a Polar Bear.

Grizzly and a Polar Bear mate a baby comes out. It is a grolar bear

by If your alright with it i am October 14, 2011

Vanilla Bear

The person who your share a brain with and is always ready with a hug when you need it. The person with whom you can drive for six hours with and talk the whole time, no silence.

Rob Peterson is my vanilla bear.

by Stefonfan November 2, 2019

Becca Bear

A nickname of "Becca" given by her very very annoying friends in a form of idiotic alliteration. This nickname is meant with good intentions but will most likely annoy the intended recipient. The recipient of the nickname Becca Bear is most likely the sweetest, smallest, most amazing strawberry-blonde peach of a person.

Anushka: Hey have you seen Becca Bear today?
Eve: Oh yeah, she said something about buying a baby cow
Floyd: she what???
Malia: I-

by HummingbirdWords February 7, 2022

hugga bear

a very very morbidly obese person. usually wearing clothing too small for them

Look at that hugga bear over there in Daisy Dukes.

by mspie April 3, 2006

bear claw

When two dudes are giving a chick DP (double penetration) and the guy on top pulls out and blows his load on the bottom dude's yambag. The wrinkled sack with glazing resembles a "bear claw" pastry.

We were banging this hooker and I gave him a bear claw. Bear claaaaaaaaaaaaw.

by suffer247 May 25, 2009