daddy long noodle

person a: wowie! look at that daddy long noodle!
person b: you mean that snek?
person a: yeah same difference

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Chicken noodle

Tasty noodle with bits of chicken in it

by Suklaa March 24, 2018

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A Cooter Noodle is a tampon string that is hanging out of a vagina.

Her skirt was so short that her "cooter noodle" was showing!

by Tlyles1175 October 30, 2014

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when you cum on a blanket and it looks like the shape of a noodle

i couldn't find a towel so i butter noodled

by butter noodled January 20, 2017

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A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.

Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle

by Hello fella August 02, 2020

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usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

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Fondling someone from behind while they are completely oblivious

Damn Jana, stop gutter noodling me I'm watching tv!

by bmx_2k15 June 09, 2017

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