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candy apple

"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!
by BeatsByRay May 31, 2016
mugGet the candy applemug.

Candy Spider

A sexual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others' ass crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.
Guy 1: Dude, you have chocolate in your teeth...

Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.

Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.
by Lulu Tyler September 3, 2013
mugGet the Candy Spidermug.

candy

Since League of Legends extended their ban word list, players had to come up with new insults.
Candy therefore stands for cancer.
Aatorx is a candy champ
(all) get candy (irl) (ingame), shaco
by ratrakone December 4, 2022
mugGet the candymug.

candy becker

A very good mother who shows love and support towards her kids.
Your mother is such a Candy Becker.
My mom is a Candy Becker
by accuratedefinitionedd June 23, 2022
mugGet the candy beckermug.

candy hour

Candy Hour is the supreme hour of the day for shooting photography and video. It is created by the soft glowing light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, caused by the refraction and scattering of the sun's rays from the atmosphere. This lighting makes colors illuminate across the sky and reflect its candy like glow onto the ground below.
We filmed our surf session during candy hour. Dude, you get the best barrels during candy hour!
by Candy Hour November 22, 2016
mugGet the candy hourmug.

Candy

The best Pearson ever. Easy to fall in love with. Also called shorty.
Candy is the best
by Pearson who you don’t know October 5, 2020
mugGet the Candymug.

Columbian Candy

A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.
Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.
by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016
mugGet the Columbian Candymug.

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