"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
by BeatsByRay May 31, 2016
Get the candy applemug. A sexual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others' ass crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.
Guy 1: Dude, you have chocolate in your teeth...
Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.
Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.
Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.
Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.
by Lulu Tyler September 3, 2013
Get the Candy Spidermug. Since League of Legends extended their ban word list, players had to come up with new insults.
Candy therefore stands for cancer.
Candy therefore stands for cancer.
by ratrakone December 4, 2022
Get the candymug. by accuratedefinitionedd June 23, 2022
Get the candy beckermug. Candy Hour is the supreme hour of the day for shooting photography and video. It is created by the soft glowing light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, caused by the refraction and scattering of the sun's rays from the atmosphere. This lighting makes colors illuminate across the sky and reflect its candy like glow onto the ground below.
by Candy Hour November 22, 2016
Get the candy hourmug. Candy is the best
by Pearson who you don’t know October 5, 2020
Get the Candymug. A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.
Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.
by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016
Get the Columbian Candymug.