I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022

foot

toof is the backward. it is the best catch phrase ever it is also next to your toees
the plural is foots

My foots are tasty.

by ilikefeets April 22, 2021

Foote

Is a guy man looking for boy butt

Foote loves all boy butts

by Daddy529 December 20, 2020

Foot neck

The most devious form of neck on the foot otherwise known as sucking shawtys toes

Hell nah Faith is giving dad that means ass foot neck

by Katanashoty March 26, 2024

The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

FOot

Something luke Smells of

What’s that smell, smells like foot

Luke: hehehehee

by Unknown000888 October 29, 2019

Fiddle Foot

A fiddle foot is someone who doesn't let moss gather! They like to wander, travel, explore. They're restless.

My darling sis is quite a fiddle foot, having moved from Philadelphia, to Houston, to Antwerpen.

by well-fed-kitty January 26, 2017