like a schoolie on Valentine's Day

Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.

1.

I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

2.

Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.

by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009

National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day

No one knows the real day so screw it. Just send this to a guy that you want a hoodie from.

Give me your hoodie for national give a girl your hoodie day!

by Give a girl your hoodie November 15, 2020

International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.

"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"

by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021

October 19, kick a national dumb ass day

Kick any dumb ass you know

October 19, kick a national dumb ass day

by Momo356323 October 18, 2019

national show a guy your tits day

On April 26th it is manditory to show at least one guy your tits

Hey its national show a guy your tits day

*takes off shirt*

by Jesuscock April 12, 2017

give a girl your hoodie day

give your girl best friend or your girlfriend a hoodie day on november 2nd

person: why’d you bring a hoodie today?
person 2: it’s give a girl your hoodie day

by marcella rodriguez October 21, 2020

You forget a thousand things every day

make sure this is one of them

I got you!

You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them.

I hate saying that.

by you are disgusting August 8, 2021