wet walter

Getting your finger wet and wiggling it in someones coin slot

"oh that girls crack is showing.. give her a wet walter"

by twaler May 11, 2009

Wet Spanky

The act of sticking a used condom inside a woman's anus, allowing it to marinate inside her anal cavity for up to 10 minutes, removing it, and then slapping her in the face with the condom.

Gabriel gave Emily a wet spanky after their sexual intercourse.

Adam pleasured Eve, and then proceeded to give her a wet spanky.

by Jabriel Guan June 18, 2011

Wet Cole

When someone with stretched ear lobes, or "gauges", has their ear-hole licked in a sexual manner.

That girl has given every little scene kid at our school at Wet Cole. She's probably got ear syphilis.

by ColeMalphus February 19, 2011

Wet Potato

A game in which 4-10 men enter a locker room and strip naked. The rules are as follows:
1. All men must rub baby oil upon each other until completely soaked.
2. The youngest player starts with a butter-soaked potato.
3. The player with the potato must hold on to the for as long as possible without dropping it.
4. If the potato is dropped, the player who dropped it must bend over to pick it up.
5. The first player to get his penis in the dropper's anus gets to hold the potato.
7. If the potato is picked up, one point is scored.
8. First person to get 8 points wins.

"Hey man, the guys and I are going to the gym to play Wet Potato, you want in?"

by chickentestes April 11, 2014

Wet Vac

Verb: to Wet Vac someone, to be Wet Vac'd.

A sexual act where one utilizes a straw to suck-up the juices secreted from the vagina; like a wet vac sucks up moisture from a carpet.

Dude, that chick was so sloppy I had to Wet Vac that bitch.

OR

Last night my girl was so wet I couldn't eat her out, so I Wet Vac'd her instead.

by TRexSloppySucker October 14, 2010

Wet bussy

When your give someone a wet willy with period blood

I heard alyssa gave james a wet bussy while he was falling asleep.

by Foxjames445 April 4, 2020

wet dreams

n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.

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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?

Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?

Whoa. Respect.

by gnostic3 June 5, 2017