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3-wood

Get my 3-wood.
by jacknorth August 22, 2019
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Wood grain

Real wood paneling material inside of a vehicle usually on the inside doors or on the dash board and if it is on the steering wheel it is called a wood wheel no matter how much wood is on there it is usually in luxury cars
No matter how much wood grain ya holdin it's still a wood wheel mane
by Goozoozfrabaa August 24, 2019
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loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason
by Hat_Man December 18, 2017
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North Woods Nimrod

Renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Long time pals with a slender man and Rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. Huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. Some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is Brett Favre.
“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”

Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre
by Bichael Newhouse April 21, 2018
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Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"
"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"
by JustActualReality May 2, 2018
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Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"
by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
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ward wood

Protects the boner that happens in the morning
by Critius January 11, 2018
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