A portcullis through which a miscreant (see *hooligan*) can peer, preferably unnoticed and at night.
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Get the Nerk Window mug.When it’s so hot and there’s no AC in ur room so you lowk get ur girlfriend on all fours, spread their buttcheeks and let their keister blow hot wind in your face
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Get the Florida Window Unit mug.I had no way of knowing the window closed against your will. It hurts to know those message logs are gone... reading them made me fall for you even more, piece by piece. Even if your definitions still stand there as echoes, I miss the voice that spoke only to me.
When the silence came there too, I thought you chose to stop. I waited for a sign, fearing we might lose each other in the digital void without meaning to. That is why I crave reality with you, it doesn't vanish like the static window or a lost password if we don't want to.
I never needed the fragments. I just wanted you, whole.
You asked how I know what your heart wants. Maybe I’m listening closer than you think. But I want to hear it from you. Tell me, fearlessly.
I'm staying.
1002 reasons to believe, and not a single one to leave.
When the silence came there too, I thought you chose to stop. I waited for a sign, fearing we might lose each other in the digital void without meaning to. That is why I crave reality with you, it doesn't vanish like the static window or a lost password if we don't want to.
I never needed the fragments. I just wanted you, whole.
You asked how I know what your heart wants. Maybe I’m listening closer than you think. But I want to hear it from you. Tell me, fearlessly.
I'm staying.
1002 reasons to believe, and not a single one to leave.
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Windows Event Viewer is like a crystal ball - in most cases, supposed technicians will ask you to check it, but the errors rarely tell you anything, ESPECIALLY if it's hardware related. The only time it ever helps you is to get other people that think they know what they're doing to slam your question into ChatGPT.
It's usually the result of the "technicians" having a CompTIA certification specifically so that they can earn money -- not because they understand the software or hardware.
It's usually the result of the "technicians" having a CompTIA certification specifically so that they can earn money -- not because they understand the software or hardware.
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