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Absolute Unit

The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.
Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the lads: yeah whatever...
by Le Handle May 10, 2021
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United Steaks of America

Hide the oil, the United Steaks of America is here!!! oops i meant states
by latviabol June 25, 2024
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Marital Unit

by SexyJ82 September 4, 2009
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Non Functional Display Unit

Slang term for a female who appears normal and even attractive yet can't function properly in society due to brainwashing by the left, gender studies classes, or prudish beliefs otherwise attained.
Sadly many college women today are NDFU ( Non Functional Display Units )
by Kettlebell 78 June 13, 2018
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Manchester United

Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields

With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.
Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"
by innocent_devil July 25, 2020
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United Flight 232

A plane that crashed in Sioux City, Iowa in 1989 due to an engine breaking apart and severing the planes hydraulic lines.
"Did you hear about United Flight 232?"
by Aha-ri April 20, 2024
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defall unit

1.to act as a pick me up

2. to make someones day when they have been having a bad day

3.someone you call that lives to far away to meet but is a close friend
Kim: I'm having such a bad day
Megan: you should call your defall unit
Kim: good idea!
by Jacksonfish February 21, 2010
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