Tomi Show

a pretty, nice hearted lady.

i saw the tomi show in you the first time i met you.

by tomi show July 17, 2019

Puppet Show

You're trying to hold in a crap while rushing to get to a toilet. The knurled protuberance of a turd pokes out of your anus. You are able to retract it back in. It repeats over-and-over again until you are finally able to fully relieve yourself at a toilet. This repetition is a Puppet Show.

I need to pull over and find a restroom because I've got a real Puppet Show going on right now.

by Caasi Notwen November 13, 2019

Shit Show

A 10 minute meeting that runs an hour late with no clear sense of direction or semblance of what the meeting was originally scheduled for

Wow that meeting this afternoon was a real shit show

by chargerslt December 11, 2019

Shit Show

Anoka High School Cafeteria

“What’s for lunch today?”
“Sewage”

“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”

by Bleb ;))) December 12, 2019

Show horsed

The act of a wreath being placed, either deliberately, or accidentally around ones neck.

james Was hanging Christmas wreaths on a ladder on the front of the house, he dropped the wreath, and I got show horsed

by JoeJoeDPlate December 13, 2019

National Show Your Phone Background day

On the 20th of April, No matter what, you must show everyone your phone background.

Yeah.

Bobby: Look at my phone's background, it's that National Show Your Phone Background day
Billy: Yo it better not be that hentai one again!
Bobby: shit fam gotta blast frick

by fart face llolol April 20, 2019

Show Stopper

When someone or something takes or achieves something great but while knowing that a friend or acquaintance is trying to achieve said thing.

Person 1: *tries to do anything that is worth doing bc it's a challenge and fails everytime*
Person 2: *tries said challenge or task and gets it on the first try*
Person 1: What a fucking Show Stopper

by xGodly_ April 28, 2019