Thomas

The biggest simp ever

Person 1: omg that’s thomas
Person 2: oh yeah he’s a simp.

by Ur dad 69420 March 22, 2022

Thomas

So sexy, like the hotest of all the moist pantsu staff.

egirl: wow thomas is so fucking cute
egirl2: yeah no shit everyone already knows that

by Dr. Vibes May 9, 2021

Thomas

A Smexy beast who can easily fuck you in any video game you play cuz he’s good

He is so good that he has his own gamer grill in his “gaming” room

This Was write by Thomas XD

Yo Thomas Just Fucked dude and my grill

by NotTheRealSmexyThomas May 2, 2018

Immanuel Thomas

Immanuel is a tall and handsome fellow with dark, brown eyes and a nice smile. when Immanuel is in public, every girl within 100 meters starts swooning over him. Hes the most charming man you will ever meet, even though hes got a stink cloud constantly surrounding him

Girl 1: "I love Immanuel Thomas so much."
Girl 2: "Stay back, Immanuel is my man!"

by MeaterBeater3000 November 4, 2024

Thomas

Someone who's practically asking to be dropkicked every other second

"Ooo look thomas is being a dumbass- losin both his shoes again"
"Les go and dropkick em"

by Choo_Choo_btc April 17, 2023

thomas the tank engine

inhaling a vape through your bum hole and blowing it out through your nose

did you know my dad can thomas the tank engine

by deffo January 23, 2023

Thomas Kesterson

He is the most sweetest, lovable, forgiven, and sexiest man in the whole Universe.

I want to find me, my very own Thomas Kesterson.

by Linda Mae May 10, 2023