Hand Of Brooks

A warning between mates that a girl has been ruined for life, and is likely to have a concerto of STDs.

From the noun "Brooks" (South London slang for a bad bad man)

1. "That chick would get RUINED"

2. "Nah mate, hand of Brooks"

1. "......Dirtbag"

by Big Dirt McGirt August 31, 2011

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Hand oscillating

The process of spinning hands in the air to symbolize your sexual desires. The double hand spins represent jerking off and the double hands emphasizes the gay practice of such. This can all be put together when a girl does it to show that she wants to be done by multiple men at once. Typically in the mouth. She has an unquenchable thirst for semen.

Hey stop hand oscillating in Saga! That’s innapropriate!

by lliiilllging December 6, 2017

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hand-gander

The act of browsing with one's hands.

"Hey, Theodore, what is that sticking out of your pocket?"
"Well why don't you come over here and take a hand-gander?"

by TheLolmighty January 11, 2014

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Pras-handing

A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.

This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.

Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.

by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009

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hand grenuke

A portmanteau of the phrase ‘Hand Grenade’ + ‘Nuclear’ meant to describe a limited, tactical nuclear warhead. This phrase was first broadcast by Lt. General Mark Hurtling (Ret.) on October 6th, 2022

There is great fear of a nuclear conflict begun by Russia using a Hand Grenuke in an act desperation.

by intothefray October 6, 2022

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