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Matthew

True sex god. Gets all the bitches. Tall, handsome, with beautiful blonde luxurius hair. Cannot be compared to simple humans. A real gift from God. He is the type of guy people always think are way out of their league.
He is a real Matthew
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Matthew

A fat ugly nasty cheating ass bitch ugly nasty rat that everyone hate he’s a player and he’s ugly
hes such a Matthew
by That bihh may January 30, 2020
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Matthew

Matthews are known to be gentleman but also beasts in bed. A Matthew can easily have 100s of girls lusting after him but a Matthew will only have eyes for one girl. Matthews are taller than 6 feet and have awesome dark brown hair thats almost black.
Grace: Did you see that Matthew over there? He’s so hot!!!
Ashley: Duh! He’s a Matthew!!
by blondiewiththelips October 25, 2018
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Aaron Matthew

Stay away from Aaron Matthew he has a monstrous glizzy
by Chsndjsj November 28, 2021
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chronnie matthews

A synonym for smokeing Marijuana, to be used around authority figures to avoid detection.
you want to go hang out with chronnie matthews after work?

i hung out with chronnie matthews after school yesterday
by thelittlemewese August 31, 2008
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Matthew

M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”
by mic.writes March 20, 2019
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Matthew

Watch out THEY ARE SNEAKY ! But can be friendly to any one he comes in contact with.
That Matthew is sneaky
by hey bye November 22, 2021
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