The most handsome son of a bitch in the galaxy. Women fall for him, Men jerk for him, Aliens Kill just to see 1/4 of his eyes, that's the kind of man Anson Low is.
Also big dick, that's kinda kimportant.
Also big dick, that's kinda kimportant.
John: You may be handsome "insert handsome man", but you're nowhere near as handsome as Anson Low.
"handsome man" : True, also my dick isn't as big.
"handsome man" : True, also my dick isn't as big.
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Mark: it's not hanging super low but I hope to make him hard later
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Petite sissy manlet: I have finally overcome manletism! I measured myself and I just grew by half a foot! Formidable manmore: Lol, you're still wearing your six inch high heels, you low IQ manlet. Now spare me the hissy fit, stop crying and grow up!
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