texas turn-around

AKA "texas turn." When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.
Despite the name, "texas turn-arounds" are illegal in Texas.
by texas turn October 20, 2007
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texas oil rig

When a girl is face down on the ground, ass up, and u penetrate her ass with such force that when u pull ur dick out, ur dick acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller
Damn i cant see, i must have struck oil... Texas oil rig was probably a bad idea
by kpeezy32 October 24, 2007
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texas hicks bomb

a fucking rotten, disgusting, shit smelling fart that usually comes from overweight assholes from texas. they take pleasure in seeing others suffer from the stink of their filth
i came into work this morning and almost fucking puked cause one of the guys dropped a texas hicks bomb in the office.
by sgt mo January 08, 2009
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Texas Carrot Cake

When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis
yo dude i have some extra carrot flavored icing you wanna give me a slice of texas carrot cake?
by erak September 24, 2008
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Waco Texas Massacre

If I remember correctly, the Davidians fired first at the ATF agents, wounding many of them severely...It was only after they fired first that the FBI decided to go in with there tank. The Davidians were involved in illegal acts (Um, the weapons they fired at ATF agents were illegal weapons) and they were stock piling weapons, with the possible intent to overthrow government organizations. They got what was coming to them in my opinion, and i firmly stand beside those ATF and FBI agents who took the davidians down.
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by JxGx928 April 29, 2005
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Texas Oil Pipe

The act of a Texan defecating diarrhea in a sexual manner or, alternatively, said action performed in Texas, but not by a Texan.
"Everyone knows about the Alabama hot pocket, but people don't know about the Texas Oil Pipe...and that shit feels GOOD! Emma did it to last night, you know?"

"Good to know, Noah."
by leafster101 August 01, 2020
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Texas ice sickle

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo
i used the Texas ice sickle I made on Abby the other day
by Mrjay3star October 22, 2014
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