texas oil rig

When a girl is face down on the ground, ass up, and u penetrate her ass with such force that when u pull ur dick out, ur dick acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller

Damn i cant see, i must have struck oil... Texas oil rig was probably a bad idea

by kpeezy32 November 9, 2007

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texas hicks bomb

a fucking rotten, disgusting, shit smelling fart that usually comes from overweight assholes from texas. they take pleasure in seeing others suffer from the stink of their filth

i came into work this morning and almost fucking puked cause one of the guys dropped a texas hicks bomb in the office.

by sgt mo January 8, 2009

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Texas Carrot Cake

When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis

yo dude i have some extra carrot flavored icing you wanna give me a slice of texas carrot cake?

by erak January 12, 2009

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Waco Texas Massacre

If I remember correctly, the Davidians fired first at the ATF agents, wounding many of them severely...It was only after they fired first that the FBI decided to go in with there tank. The Davidians were involved in illegal acts (Um, the weapons they fired at ATF agents were illegal weapons) and they were stock piling weapons, with the possible intent to overthrow government organizations. They got what was coming to them in my opinion, and i firmly stand beside those ATF and FBI agents who took the davidians down.

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by JxGx928 April 28, 2005

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