Pickled Thomas

A "Pickled Thomas" is the lesser known term for that special drinking buddy we all have that just cant keep pace in the race, often far exceeding their intake allowance whilst deluding themselves of their prowess in the field.

Oh dear I say look at that poor pickled thomas wretching her guts up out the back of that tent...

by Ninjaprints November 9, 2011

Thomas

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by anonymous November 23, 2021

Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.

Thomas Jackson is angry

by Jackob May November 23, 2021

Felix Tansey-Thomas

A Man with a dump truck of an ass

Oh daymmm, look at that Felix Tansey-Thomas. That thing is juicy

by Nattybattytwatty November 24, 2021

Thomas

Most Thomas’s have horse cocks and the reason for this is they only eat grass.

Dang I wish I was Thomas- Jackson

by Nutinurlunchbox November 24, 2021

The Thomas Brodie-Sangster Effect

The way a person has a baby face making them look younger than they actually are.

Person 1: He's cute but he looks 12
Person 2: Actually he's 23
Person 1: But he looks younger
Person 2: That's the Thomas Brodie-Sangster effect, Thomas is 31 but he looks 12.

by liitlewomen November 23, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is a kind loving guy who’s really Hot and is a hit with the ladies. Thomas loves Chilling with friends and most likely a stoner.
Thomas is great in bed and has a huge dick

Girl: OMG Y’all have to meet Thomas he’s soo cool

by lisasanchez November 23, 2021