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chode

chode is a slur for boys with willys thicker than it’s length. For example a kieron willy.
Gabi: You have a kieron willy!!
Ava: I DO NOT HAVE A CHODE
by ihatechodes May 12, 2022
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Chode

a penis that is wider then that is longer!
Donald Trump Jr is a CHODE!
by wo-14 July 5, 2023
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french chode

when u stuff ur short fat neck into a turtle neck sweater and u look like a chode.
hey bro you’re looking like a french chode today in that sweater.
by Oscar issac November 25, 2021
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chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick
guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf
by Seawynth September 24, 2019
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Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.
Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.
by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025
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Chode

1) the space between your balls and your ass.

2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.
That dude is such a chode
by Souless75 June 22, 2023
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Chode pull

One who pulleth his chode. A strait daisy wanker.
Hey Chode Pull, you know how to start that chainsaw?
by Slacktose June 15, 2022
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