Anti-Swag Corporation

The Anti-Swag Corporation is superior. Swag bad. Swag bad. Swag bad. Swag bad. Join the Anti-Swag Corporation or you are a stinky swag gamer.

Guy 1: I love being so swag. I have over 150 knife skins in CS:GO, I have so much swag.
Guy 2 (superior): WHAT? THATS TOO MUCH SWAG! IM REPORTING YOU TO THE ANTI-SWAG CORPORATION!!!
Guy 1: HUH? WHAT THE WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE HOW ARE YOU HERE I DONT KNOW YOU

by man of many mans August 26, 2023

te Velde swag

Describing someone who is dressed super fly or acts super cool.

Yo, bro, you got some te Velde swag.

by Steve Hanpuppet April 28, 2022

ultimate swag master

Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.

Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.

by ultimateswagmaster July 24, 2016

swag cannon 5000

A really lame sex position

Dude I tried the swag cannon 5000 last night ,it took hours to cum!

by watfuvk January 9, 2018

juice bag swag

Person(s) who drink Capri Sun, and have mad swag.

"Bro you got any juice bags? Juice bag swag."

by hellabodacious January 31, 2014

swag on my ass

A phrase to use to end a diss, argument, or statement. Sometimes used in place of “suck my d**k”

Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.

Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass

Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie

by Swagonmyace November 12, 2017

vulk master swag

Whenver something is done wrong

Sarah Palin went vulk master swag on her vice president campaign

by Justin Nako September 24, 2011