Spitorus

a vaginal erruption caused by clitoral stimulation, projecting gash lava in an unanticipated direction.

man; "fuck me i'm covered in fanny batter"!
woman; "oh sorry, i have a bit of a spitorus"
man; "can i use the shower?"

by sickinmydinkadonk December 27, 2008

spitchcock

A puerto rican rooster

Why is that guy wearing a flag for a shirt

I dont know he is such a spitchcock

by el barto simpsone November 8, 2010

*spits* No I do

I love you 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x more :/

*spits* No I do

by z32Dark April 28, 2020

team spitroast

A spitroast involving multiple members to enhance all-round pleasure.

The Chuckle Brothers were having a team spitroast. "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!" they shouted.

by chucklebroz July 19, 2007

dust spitter

A man that shoots blanks.

I actually like being a dust spitter...I don't have to pull out.

by crissycrucifixx May 23, 2011

spitroast

girl getting anal and pussy sex at the same time

steve- netball girl - als

by adam April 24, 2005

Spitfire

when two men eaither cum or spit on one womans nipples and race eachother down to her vagina, the loser has to lick out the womans ass.

"hey jerry, lets go spitfire your mum"

by corey connolly *xandraba* April 27, 2010