sleep number

the number of people you have slept with

My sleep number has nothing to do with a mattress-but what happens on top of it!

by dorksideofthemoon March 17, 2021

Drip-sleep

That midway point between sleep and awakeness.

I was drip-sleeping in class because I got no sleep last night.

by Beating around the bush March 17, 2021

Sleep

Never heard of it.

I recommend you getting some sleep

by Jagohno March 21, 2021

Sleep Dysphoria

The moment of finding the perfect resetting place.

I’m experiencing sleep dysphoria, I can’t sleep.

by 2kct. March 29, 2021

Sleeping Spell

Giving a blowjob to a guy or your boyfriend right before bedtime. When they climax, they immediately fall asleep, much like Sleeping Beauty getting her finger pricked on the spindle of the spinning wheel!

Guy 1: “Hey man! Did ya sleep okay last night?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...my girlfriend put me in a Sleeping Spell again! Felt so great!”

by KenKitty26 April 6, 2021

sui-sleep

when you're so done with the day, that you just want it to be the next day already so you just go to sleep

man, yesterday I got fired from my job, got a flat tire on the drive home, and my hamster died, as soon as I got back home I sui-sleeped

by randall craig April 9, 2021

Forever Sleep

Sleeping forever, meaning Death™ usually used bt cringey youtubers

Person 1: Hey did you know that George started Forever Sleep
Person 2: shut up noob youtuber

by wanker0909 April 28, 2021