I can't...
Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the Sleepmug. 
When your boyfriend is so high, he thinks illogically and it's cute.
Example of sleep:
Gf: I'm hungry
Bf: how are you hungry? You are pizza
Gf: *visibly confused*
Bf: I love pizza. I also love you. You must be pizza
Gf: do you think I am litterslly food
Bf: yeah you are pizza
Example of sleep:
Gf: I'm hungry
Bf: how are you hungry? You are pizza
Gf: *visibly confused*
Bf: I love pizza. I also love you. You must be pizza
Gf: do you think I am litterslly food
Bf: yeah you are pizza
by Katie is autism December 19, 2022
Get the Sleepmug. by Towmato November 9, 2021
Get the sleepmug. Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.
by Witch man July 16, 2022
Get the Tactical sleeping aidmug. by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021
Get the No sleepmug. A time skipping/fast forward ability. To activate close your eyes at night on a comfy bed then when you wake up a huge amount of time will pass by. Time should usually be skipped at around 8 hours to get a passive of regaining all of your energy.
On rare occasions, there will also be a mini-game between sleep called "dreams"
On rare occasions, there will also be a mini-game between sleep called "dreams"
"I closed my eyes at night then when I open them it was morning and I feel refreshed. Could this be sleep?"
by MikeSGA November 23, 2021
Get the sleepmug.