When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018
Get the Tainted Sausage mug.Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
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Get the furry sausage mug.by yodogspjs May 22, 2018
Get the jonny sausage mug.Any female scooping out the bar looking for some sausage. Or looking to score with a male. Using their Hawkeye vision they evaluate from a distant and swoop in for the sausage.
by Lospro85 May 26, 2018
Get the Sausage hawk mug.A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.
2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.
3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.
3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
by Arockstar4life May 28, 2018
Get the Sausage Bender mug.When you’re fifth round final stroke in her guts and she screaming for daddy’s big shoe so you give her the sausage boost to make her loose. One of the only things that rhyme with orange juice
Man Kelsey was begging for that fat sausage boost so you know I had to fill her with the orange juice
by Cooonr May 31, 2018
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