1-800-not-a-real-number.com

1. a line used in youtube star Nigahiga's video "Snuggle", a parody of "Snuggo" ads.

2. used when someone asks you for your number

3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number

4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.

1. "just call 1-800-not-a-real-number.com"

2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"

Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

3. John "What's Amber's new number?"

Danielle "Why do you need it?"

John "Uhhhh"

Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"

John "Blackmail her."

Danielle "No!"

John "Just tell me!!!"

Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)

4. Scott "How did you get his number?"

Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

by kadaeto January 13, 2011

SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life)

Seinfeld In Real Life is a news story or any other real life event that mirrors something that happened in an episode of Seinfeld.

Hey, did you see that SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life) article this morning? Some marine bio dudes found a dead whale in Seattle with trash inside, including a golf ball!

Was it a titleist?

by dead777 April 20, 2010

fake shark real zombie!

a dance-punk band from vancouver b.c
who decided to try music after being rejected
as models for hot topic.

fake shark real zombie! 's biggest influence is brian boitano.
they have the unitards to prove it.

by TVDA March 18, 2009

Real Nigga Hours

When you up at 3 am and you bang an ugly AF looking bitch.

I met up with that ugly ass bitch during real nigga hours. I aint about to let nobody see me fucking with that bitch.

by Vegas702 August 7, 2017

real thug shit

real thug shit is where gay niggers are twerking, that's some real thug shit.

holy shit! that's some real thug shit right there!

by gayassfaggotkidpounder445 June 30, 2021

Real Ass Bitch Syndrome

Real Ass Bitch Syndrome is a girl that doesn't back down and isn't weak.

Boss: Go clean tge break room.
RAB(Real Ass Bitch): Ummm no. I suffer from real ass bitch syndrome that says I can't and won't clean shit.

As you see the real as bitch wouldn't clean the break room.

by MW23 May 21, 2015

shit is real as kraft mayo

it is a term that you use to describe some thing that is unbelievable going on

shit is real as kraft mayo i got the new world wide high score in pac-man

by sexytacodab December 29, 2016