Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.

under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "

by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021

Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.

In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."

by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021

c-queef

when you eat someone out and they have covid and they queef in your mouth

guy 1: hey how was that chick last night

guy 2: bro she c-queefed in my mouth

by gaypussylol September 17, 2021

Re-queef

When you are eating out a girl and she queefs in your mouth so you blow it back in and then she queefs again

One time i was eating out a girl but she coughed and it made her queef,i forced that shit back in and she blew again. She re-queefed!

by Billy'n'ang October 1, 2021

dumb queef

Kinsey keep johnson

"Mike Johnson" kinsey stopping being a dumb queef and let's get to the casino

by Asskicker#fuckyou October 1, 2021

Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

cowboy queef

when a truck with a large exhaust chooses to blow black smoke (queef)

Did you see that truck blow a cowboy queef? Dude must have a shrimp dick.

by yolkmart December 16, 2021