potatoes and gravy

An unusual and rare type of shit that consists of round,slimy turds about the size of new potatoes in a thick,diarrhea sauce. AKA Gruesome Goulash

I really had to clench my butt cheeks to keep the gravy from oozing out from the potatoes and gravy in my colon.

by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011

Stanky Potatos

A position where a person takes a shit then dips his nuts in his own feces, and then sets his balls on his partners forhead while yelling, "STANKY POTATOS"

Hey Sally Wanna do the Stanky Potatos?

by Big C 55555 August 5, 2010

potato hole

As explained by Dave Chappelle on Saturday Night Live 12 Nov 2022, a hole that slaves would dig to hide food.

Slaves hit food in a potato hole.

by BobG2001 November 13, 2022

sweet potato fever

A term describing when a non-white person has a sexual attraction or preference for white people who get spray-on tans.

Juán is Mexican but he only dates white guys who get spray tans. He has a serious case of sweet potato fever.

by Vegan2 November 26, 2011

Dumb Potato-Eater

Germany's pet name given by Romano (South Italy).

"Suck my balls, you dumb potato-eater."

by POTATO-EATINGBASTARD October 21, 2011

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.

They live underground so you can't ever see them coming, and they have eyes all over so they can see you before you see them. Coined by Sam of Wisconsin.

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.

by ^^SPAKVL^^ October 23, 2009

peel my potatoes

To lick a man's balls. Often combined with salad tossing.

You don't need to blow me tonight, just toss my salad and peel my potatoes.

by middlehead September 8, 2006