Puss Piss

when a guy has to shit and piss at the same time so he sits down and after pissing, he realizes that he doesn't have to shit anymore then he feels like a pussy because he sat down to take a piss

i felt like such a pussy after that last puss piss so from now on i will piss standing up before i take a dump...even if it means shitting in my pants.

by Landwarf September 2, 2010

piss orgasm

Fuckin a biatch and when she is cumming, she pisses all over your dick.

Somthin smells tangy, did you have a piss orgasim on me?

by Gecko June 18, 2005

Piss hand

To finger someone after they have pissed themselves.

"So, I heard Baxter piss handed someone in a cupboard."

by Dr Mengele February 3, 2007

Piss-Jaculate

When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.

Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.

by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010

Piss arse

Used around Milton Keynes and Newport Pagnell as a referance towards drinking carlsberg, (brewed in Northampton neighbouring town) Derogitory term for a poor class of lager.

Awwww narrr bruvv I ent drink here they've only go Piss Arse on tap!

by Drew Russell January 29, 2009

piss baby

a guy who plays around, in his own piss like its a slip and slide waiting for his diper to get changed (aka you to change his life) but when you go to help him he acts like he a grown man when he far from it.

ex: Friend 1 - "oh look who texted me (insert name) hes on drugs by the river and says hes leaving town"

Friend 2 - "oh you mean the piss baby?"

by swan queen October 17, 2014

piss bottle

When you and your friend are bored and you see and empty bottle and one or more of you have to pee, you open up the bottle and pee in it until its full. Then you go find someones house that you don't like and run up to the doorstep, take off the cover, lean it on the door, ring the doorbell and go watch the pee fall into the house from a safe distance.

dude we totally piss bottled that fag next door.

by Andy Keats and Ray Johnson September 15, 2006