pee squares

Balls

"Hit my pee squares!"
-huey Lewis and the news

by Doug Martin April 25, 2024

Pee on

To try to calm after a fight or argument.

Past-tense: Peed on

Brad: I just peed on Trent.
Elijah: Did you get him to calm down?
Brad: Yeah, but he still harbored resentment.
Elijah: Then you obviously didn't pee on him enough!

by Lisa Cromwell August 16, 2025

Pee-panic

The panicked need to pee combined with the sudden psychological urgentness that seems to come when you’re finally at the urinal or toilet and get stuck on a zipper or can’t find the hole in your boxers. When you’ve waited for an hour and almost piss yourself at the last second.

I finally got to the front of the long bathroom line at the concert and had a pee-panic when I couldn’t get my dick out of my pants.

by TRG21. August 24, 2021

Pee pee

What you don’t have

Pee pee means you don’t have one

by Shewwwww May 9, 2021

pees

When you dont want no beef with no mf in the situation

Pees cuh! Chill out and let's roll

by corpdawg February 1, 2024

pee pee poo poo

this is what i eat for breakfast

mmmmmmmmm pee pee poo poo

by Koolsih.spud January 6, 2022

pee

yellow. you drink it.

bob: "i like to drink pee"
jerry: "same"

by slimexwithxductxtape May 12, 2022