piss on the fire

to stop a fight. to put out a fire. it's a win, win. ur relieving youreself and putting out a fire. (while camping usually)

person 1: 'this fight is so stupid.'
person 2: 'u no what u must do.'
person 1: 'i no, i no, i'll go piss on the fire.'

by hyper_chicky March 1, 2009

Piss Hoof

Woman's vagina

You can see her large Piss Hoof through those jeans!

by Scuba diver and Muff man December 17, 2002

piss orgasm

Fuckin a biatch and when she is cumming, she pisses all over your dick.

Somthin smells tangy, did you have a piss orgasim on me?

by Gecko June 18, 2005

Piss-Jaculate

When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.

Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.

by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010

Piss hand

To finger someone after they have pissed themselves.

"So, I heard Baxter piss handed someone in a cupboard."

by Dr Mengele February 3, 2007

Piss arse

Used around Milton Keynes and Newport Pagnell as a referance towards drinking carlsberg, (brewed in Northampton neighbouring town) Derogitory term for a poor class of lager.

Awwww narrr bruvv I ent drink here they've only go Piss Arse on tap!

by Drew Russell January 29, 2009

piss baby

a guy who plays around, in his own piss like its a slip and slide waiting for his diper to get changed (aka you to change his life) but when you go to help him he acts like he a grown man when he far from it.

ex: Friend 1 - "oh look who texted me (insert name) hes on drugs by the river and says hes leaving town"

Friend 2 - "oh you mean the piss baby?"

by swan queen October 17, 2014