when hell freezes over

signifies that something will never, ever happen.

1: so when will the Bengals win the Super Bowl?
2: when hell freezes over, that's when.

by KRHimself November 30, 2004

OTS = Over Thinking Shit

OTS is a curse or disease that allows the sufferer to endlessly ponder, reflect, worry and hold an inner dialogue/self-debate about all things in life!

I have a penchant for OTS = Over Thinking Shit. Sometimes it's an asset, sometimes it's a liability ...

by GingerLibrarian June 26, 2021

Over the butt nut hut

A jock strap. Used as a counter to "over the shoulder boulder holder" for women.

"Jim was getting ready to run in a marathon so he put on his over the butt nut hut to keep his balls from being mashed".

by Ball Buster STL March 22, 2011

break up over text

what people do when they are afraid of actually speaking to people and expressing how they feel honestly.

ye.

She had us break up over text . Why didn't she at least call. :P

by the weirdo bean September 29, 2017

Over the pants hand dance

Another word for "Handjob"

"Hey dave, how was your date with Chrissy?"
"Oh, it was great man, she gave me an Over the pants hand dance!"

by ColtonK2000 January 06, 2023

till hell freezes over

forever(use caution with hell)

We will probably have to wait till hell freezes over to explore another galaxy.

by Light Joker December 21, 2004

Over my dead body

If you say something happens over your dead body, you mean that you will stop at nothing to prevent it from happening.

John: i wana bang your sister, honey!

Wife: (pissed) over my dead body, remf!

John: (thinks) well, I couldn't have described your body better...

by Macho--man July 27, 2010